oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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