when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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