no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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