So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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