Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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