Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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