stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
