their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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