You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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