He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
false alarm, still single
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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