i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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