Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If its not for food we ain't going out.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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