she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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