We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize