i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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