There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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