A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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