Tell her she can't have a vagina
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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