READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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