Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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