so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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