I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i believe in u and ur pee
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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