your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
All I want is dick and wine.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
