how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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