I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Operation Purity has been aborted
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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