Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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