He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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