Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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