Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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