I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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