I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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