Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
soo... how was my night?
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