nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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