Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
