Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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