Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I will die if light touches me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize
