Duck Duck Cougar?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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