I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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