I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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