so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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