the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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