I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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