dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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