Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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