yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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