Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
