I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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