This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Come on in and take your pants off
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