school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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