she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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