Soap is not a condiment
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
then he tried to convert me to islam
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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