they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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