i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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