I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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