btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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