it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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