Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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