That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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