You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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