You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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