absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Randomize
